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\"Treehouse of Horror IX\", titled onscreen as \"The Simpsons Halloween Special IX\", is the fourth episode of the tenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It first aired on Fox in the United States on October 25, 1998. It is the ninth Treehouse of Horror episode, and, like the other \"Treehouse of Horror\" episodes, contains three self-contained segments: In \"Hell Toupée\", Homer gets a hair transplant and is possessed by the spirit of an executed criminal; in \"The Terror of Tiny Toon\", Bart and Lisa are trapped in a special, extremely violent episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show; and in \"Starship Poopers\", Marge reveals that Maggie is the product of a one-night stand with the alien Kang.
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Kirchberg an der Pielach is a town in the district of Sankt Pölten-Land in the Austrian state of Lower Austria.
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