{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}

{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

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