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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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