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The queen snake is a species of nonvenomous semiaquatic snake, a member of the subfamily Natricinae of the family Colubridae. The species is endemic to North America.
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Ruth Anderson was an American composer, orchestrator, teacher, and flutist.
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Hans Michael Elias of Obentraut was a German cavalry general, who fought on the side of the Protestant Union during the Thirty Years' War.
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